I like big bladders & I cannot lie ...

I have the tiniest bladder in the world. While the Guinness folks haven't confirmed it, I know it's true. I know where the bathroom is at the grocery store. I can't even fly the 50 minutes from Chicago to Nashville without going. I even know that you can duck through the side door at most Starbucks locations & find a quiet, clean one-seater. I'm tellin' ya - I have a small Asian woman's bladder. No one goes more frequently than I do. No one ....

UNTIL NOW . . .

Finally. My pregnant wife pees more often than I do.